The AG issued a subpoena to a hospital for records of adolescent gender affirming care. The subpoena is quashed. The subject has Art. III standing. There is no allegation of a health care offense to support the subpoena. In addition, the subject has a constitutional right of privacy in their records. In re 2025 Subpoena to Child.’s Nat’l Hosp., 2026 U.S. Dist. LEXIS 10523 (D. Md. Jan. 21, 2026):
The Government fails to place before the court any information, record, or evidence supporting or pertaining to investigation of the Hospital for any “health care offense.” There is no articulated basis to suspect the Hospital of violations of the FDCA or the False Claims Act; and surely none that would call for disclosure of Movant’s records. The Government offers no affidavit (or complaint or whistleblower statement) attesting to grounds for an investigation of the Hospital for FDCA or False Claims Act violation. Instead, the Government offers the Declaration of Lisa Hsiao, Acting Director of DOJ’s Enforcement and Affirmative Litigation Branch. Instead of information based on her personal knowledge pertaining to a proper investigation of the Hospital for FDCA violations, Hsiao’s Declaration consumes 15 pages of her assertions of what the law is—including assertions of the “overriding purpose of the FDCA,” the proper scope of § 3486 affidavits, recitation of how the FDCA is applied, legal definitions of statutory terms, and citation to statutes and case law in support of her description of drug mislabeling and misbranding, and associated harms.
Nothing in the Government’s papers provides even a bare foundation on which to issue the Subpoena requiring adolescent patient medical records. The Government sets forth no basis on which it suspects the Hospital of misbranding or distributing drugs, or any other conduct, as proscribed by the FDCA. The Government’s attestation of its general awareness that (or how) certain drugs are applied to patient care across the national healthcare spectrum is “too indefinite” to demand the Hospital produce the medical records described in the Subpoena. See Morton Salt Co., 338 U.S. at 652-53, supra. The Government seeks to investigate how the Hospital treats its patients; specifically, in the context of gender-affirming patient care. But the FDCA regulates commerce, not patient care. In re Subpoena No. 25-1431-014, Misc Action No. 25-39, 2025 WL 3252648, at *17 (E.D. Pa. Nov. 21, 2025).
The court concludes the Subpoena was not issued for a legitimate governmental purpose, is not limited in scope to any legitimate purpose, and is oppressive in its breadth. In re Subpoena Duces Tecum, 228 F.3d 341, 349 (4th Cir. 2000). Even crediting the Government’s stated FDCA investigatory purpose, such a purpose is at odds with the Subpoena. …
. . .
E. Movants Have a Constitutional Right to Expect Privacy of the Medical Records.
There can be no question that Movants have a constitutionally reasonable expectation of privacy in the highly sensitive medical records subject to the Subpoena. Doe v. Broderick, 225 F.3d 440, 451 (4th Cir. 2000). In view of the court’s determination that the Government lacks a proper investigative purpose, and, specifically, that the Subpoena demands production of information disconnected from a proper § 3486 subpoena related to investigation of suspected FDCA violations by the Hospital, Movants’ interest in maintaining the privacy of their sensitive medical records outweighs any interest of the Government in calling for their production. No proper (never mind compelling) governmental purpose has been demonstrated. Payne v. Taslimi, 998 F.3d 648 (4th Cir. 2021).
"If it was easy, everybody would be doing it. It isn't, and they don't." —Me
"Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well." –Josh Billings (pseudonym of Henry Wheeler Shaw), Josh Billings on Ice, and Other Things (1868) (erroneously attributed to Robert Louis Stevenson, among others)
“I am still learning.” —Domenico Giuntalodi (but misattributed to Michelangelo Buonarroti (common phrase throughout 1500's)).
"Love work; hate mastery over others; and avoid intimacy with the government."
—Shemaya, in the Thalmud
"It is a pleasant world we live in, sir, a very pleasant world. There are bad people in it, Mr. Richard, but if there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers."
—Charles Dickens, “The Old Curiosity Shop ... With a Frontispiece. From a Painting by Geo. Cattermole, Etc.” 255 (1848)
"A system of law that not only makes certain conduct criminal, but also lays down rules for the conduct of the authorities, often becomes complex in its application to individual cases, and will from time to time produce imperfect results, especially if one's attention is confined to the particular case at bar. Some criminals do go free because of the necessity of keeping government and its servants in their place. That is one of the costs of having and enforcing a Bill of Rights. This country is built on the assumption that the cost is worth paying, and that in the long run we are all both freer and safer if the Constitution is strictly enforced."
—Williams
v. Nix, 700 F. 2d 1164, 1173 (8th Cir. 1983) (Richard Sheppard Arnold,
J.), rev'd Nix v. Williams, 467 US. 431 (1984).
"The criminal goes free, if he must, but it is the law that sets him free. Nothing can destroy a government more quickly than its failure to observe its own laws,
or worse, its disregard of the charter of its own existence." —Mapp
v. Ohio, 367 U.S. 643, 659 (1961).
"Any costs the exclusionary rule are costs imposed directly by the Fourth Amendment."
—Yale Kamisar, 86 Mich.L.Rev. 1, 36 n. 151 (1987).
"There have been powerful hydraulic pressures throughout our history that
bear heavily on the Court to water down constitutional guarantees and give the
police the upper hand. That hydraulic pressure has probably never been greater
than it is today."
— Terry
v. Ohio, 392 U.S. 1, 39 (1968) (Douglas, J., dissenting).
"The great end, for which men entered into society, was to secure their
property."
—Entick
v. Carrington, 19 How.St.Tr. 1029, 1066, 95 Eng. Rep. 807 (C.P. 1765)
"It is a fair summary of history to say that the safeguards of liberty have
frequently been forged in controversies involving not very nice people. And
so, while we are concerned here with a shabby defrauder, we must deal with his
case in the context of what are really the great themes expressed by the Fourth
Amendment."
—United
States v. Rabinowitz, 339 U.S. 56, 69 (1950) (Frankfurter, J., dissenting)
"The course of true law pertaining to searches and seizures, as enunciated
here, has not–to put it mildly–run smooth."
—Chapman
v. United States, 365 U.S. 610, 618 (1961) (Frankfurter, J., concurring).
"A search is a search, even if it happens to disclose nothing but the
bottom of a turntable."
—Arizona
v. Hicks, 480 U.S. 321, 325 (1987)
"For the Fourth Amendment protects people, not places. What a person knowingly
exposes to the public, even in his own home or office, is not a subject of Fourth
Amendment protection. ... But what he seeks to preserve as private, even in
an area accessible to the public, may be constitutionally protected."
—Katz
v. United States, 389 U.S. 347, 351 (1967)
“Experience should teach us to be most on guard to
protect liberty when the Government’s purposes are beneficent. Men born
to freedom are naturally alert to repel invasion of their liberty by evil-minded
rulers. The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men
of zeal, well-meaning but without understanding.”
—United
States v. Olmstead, 277 U.S. 438, 479 (1925) (Brandeis, J., dissenting)
“Liberty—the freedom from unwarranted
intrusion by government—is as easily lost through insistent nibbles by
government officials who seek to do their jobs too well as by those whose purpose
it is to oppress; the piranha can be as deadly as the shark.”
—United
States v. $124,570, 873 F.2d 1240, 1246 (9th Cir. 1989)
"You can't always get what you want / But if you try sometimes / You just might find / You get what you need." —Mick Jagger & Keith Richards, Let it Bleed (album, 1969)
"In Germany, they first came for the communists,
and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a communist. Then they came for the Jews,
and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists,
and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist. Then they came for
the Catholics and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Catholic. Then they came
for me–and by that time there was nobody left to speak up."
—Martin Niemöller (1945) [he served seven years in a concentration
camp]
“You know, most men would get discouraged by now. Fortunately for you, I am not most men!” ---Pepé Le Pew
"The point of the Fourth Amendment, which often is not grasped by zealous officers, is not that it denies law enforcement the support of the usual inferences which reasonable men draw from evidence. Its protection consists in requiring that those inferences be drawn by a neutral and detached magistrate instead of being judged by the officer engaged in the often competitive enterprise of ferreting out crime." —Johnson v. United States, 333 U.S. 10, 13-14 (1948)
The book was dedicated in the first (1982) and sixth (2025) editions to Justin William Hall (1975-2025). He was three when this project started in 1978.